Relaxed Recruitment For
Contact Zoreth for an invite.
You might like us if you: are a hopeless nerd or an unsalvageable qolked, are laidback, enjoy obnoxiously geeky people, lumber around like a drunk during PVP, or if you RP your toons. (RP is out-of-game with us mostly.)
We’re LGBT+ and sardonic asshole friendly (obviously).
Really difficult and exclusionary legion guidelines:
If someone impresses you, let them know. Thank your pug clerics even if you never see them again! Sensually caress that assassin that saves your ass while roaming.
“Must be this tall to ride” elitism. Congratulations, your neural signals reach your fingers regularly enough to have experience/gear! P.S.: We will run dungeons naked until you stop the nyerk and lie broken at our rainbow snake feet.
No rage unless it’s skin rage.
Or enchanting rage.
Menstrual and manstrual rage ok.
Zoreth will make sad bat eyes at you if you skip siege. Think of the eyes. Attend siege.
Be a good sport. Only shout romantic and stupid things at Elyos. Do not make suggestions about the quadruped heritage of their ancestors.
- Don’t be a d-bag.